So Short story......

This is 1 of those story's , Deb try's 2 keep me from telling. This is old story I am teenager constantly in trouble. So I get pulled over 4 Drag racing off a busy street light late on a Friday night, 2 cop's pull us both over and I separate them by pulling over on a different street than the other guy. My license is suspended, & I have stolen plates, So I make the brilliant decision 2 go 4 it, I know this neighborhood well & think I can easily outrun these slow ass cop car's. So before He can make a visual on me in the car I dump the clutch on my 1964 327 c.i. 4spd SS Impala. I just need 2 get ahead enough 2 kill lights & hide out in the dark, I have a good lead right away but I see another car coming at me head on with lights flashing Hook a turn try 2 increase a lead on them about time I think I can kill lights & hide car, Hear comes another set of lights, Damn it This is not going well, I am taking corners so fast now that I am in peoples lawn's , bush's etc. The light's & sirens seem 2-B everywhere, Now the road is blocked by 2 cars & I have 2 crash threw, definitely in deep now. I head out 2 main street/s so I can put some m.p.h. together, up over 100 m.p.h. & running red lights dodging in & out oncoming traffic, these old car's did not handle or corner well at speed, I hit a busy 4 way intersection & car dips down & drags exhaust in shower of sparks & lifts hard at crown in road feel's almost air born. The flashing lights are coming from all directions now, I am thinking try 2 run 4 bridge over barge canal & jump bridge & dump car in canal & swim 4 it, have about a 3 mi. straight run & a quick left & over the bridge, The car is cranked hard open & hauling ass, cop's are on side streets lights flashing everywhere as I fly past, I see the end of road & my final turn coming ,Man all traffic is gone the intersection is cop/s Firetrucks, Ambulance flashing lights I am on brakes & trying 2 shoot thru & get 2 vacant lot on left past intersection & still make canal,they are shooting my tires, car is skipping thru sideways I am off road in vacant lot but thru intersection, I need 2 get on road 2 get around tree line & dump in canal, I hit roadside ditch so fast & hard the front left wheel & A-frame & all come out top of fender, I jump right over road & nose dive in ditch on other side. I can't hardly open door but a crack & try 2 squeeze out. They are right on me now & I'am still fighting. Bad mistake no.#2, Billyclubs , fist's, down on ground 4 a few kicks. 2 set's of cuffs so tight I fell my heartbeats pulsing in my hands. Back off paddy wagon with smallest cop they have. I suppose I have it coming & he's not holding back. So of course there is a moral here, I think it's quite obvious THE MOTOROLA IS A MOTHER F>>>>R. (STORMIN)