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Monday, June 2, 2014

Soooooooo...Short story...

 This is (P,D,) Pre-Deb, Sooo, I'm 21 yrs. old Can legally drink in bar etc. At this time I have a 59 pan-head on hard-tail frame & 18 over springer straight drag bars & open drag pipes, Rear drum brake & no front. A friend of mine is a Prob. with a national 1% club. I follow him out 2 a inner city party where I meet his sponsor, were throwing knives at a tree. & This Guy pulls out a Axe he carries on his bike & puts on a hell of a display throwing axe & knife. Sooo. a couple weeks later. Were Bar hoping till 4-5 & head out 2 his house 4 Memorial Day Bar B-Q. A friend hooks a ride on my bike. Pulling in his drive way the rear wheel slides out on lose gravel. I tear my jeans & leg up, but Danny on back is barefoot & about tears his big toe off. Sooo this guys ole-lady pounds him in downers & whiskey, does a whiskey wash 2 his Toe & sows it up at the kitchen table. I cut my jeans 2 shorts & she cleans up my cuts & scrapes. Everybody is passed out by now, & she's seducing my young ass, very tempting. Sooo short's are on the floor & I hear some noise & kinda freaking , I'm thinking of the Knife & Axe show & Hell ya I'm scared. I grab my cut-off jeans & can't get them on fast enough,They wont go past my knees & I'm yankin & pullin & jumpin up & down, Shes laughing while I;m scared 4 my life. DAMN-IT these are her jeans. I'm so scared I'm still trying 2 make them go. She says there not married & shes free spirit. I 'm a scared spirit lookin 2 C another day. I'll try the other shorts. Soooo... Of course like any life story there's a moral & I think it is obvious, When pulling into gravel on 2 wheels always pull straight in, not leaned in.
(STORMIN) A SAFE BIKE WEEK 4-ALL