Remember that movie My Cousin Vinnie when the girl gives testimony at end of trial how the tire tracks could not be from the Defendants Buick, But rather a 63 Pontiac Tempest with the posi-trac. & independent rear suspension, 2 jump the curve with both wheels still burning etc.I remember because I had one.The motor in front & Trans axle combo in back.
Soo. we are riding out in the boonies south of Chicago drinking beers, Flipping empty bottles, & hit windshield of a car behind us they fly up alongside flipping us off
trying 2 pull us over. Damn-it they look a little older & bigger, like some Football jocks. So 2 me this is a driving match now I'm thinking eeeasy doin, They manage 2 hang pretty tight thru sum wild chit. (did not think they have the balls 2 hang) Soo. We are coming up on small town really fast, I'm not backing off We hit train tracks & go a little airborne & thru the traffic light right in 2 the downtown shopping, I'm working all I have 2 work with Steering wheel gas& brake pedal. But this crazy ass rear trans axle is doing its own thing.Sum kinda combo of donuts & figure 8's etc. tires screeching & smoking, a little screaming from the back seat. & all of a sudden its over the back wheels bump the curb. Its silent we are perfectly parked between 2 diagonally parked cars. All the town shoppers out on the sidewalks are jaw dropped & staring. The car chasing is gone, Huh the motor is running its still in gear feels like the tires are up. Sooo I casually apply the gas stroll out in the main drag & man if I wore lipstick it would be on both earlobes my grin is so large. Once again The Moral is an obvious one , When flipping beer bottles from car windows please do so responsibly. (STORMIN)
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